What is Enlightened Man's oldest battle? E-man vs. squirrel, of course. I have the Google stats to back it up:
man vs. squirrel = 1,580,000 pages
man vs. "all other battles" = 47 pages
woman vs. squirrel = 845,000 pages
(woman vs. man = 59,500,000 pages, but that doesn't count)
This battle has been going on ever since tree rats came down from their trees and began stealing food from man's devices intended to feed only the birds, which also live in trees.
There have been many inventions since then to solve this problem:
The bottom line being squirrels have limits and so does man.
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